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Deceptively smooth.

 

stephensmet:

I’ve drove past this place probably 1,000 times never been in. Came across this video from a friend and couldn’t stop laughing. Between this guys shirt and making your fantasy a reality I almost pissed myself. Enjoy! :)

I’ve been in here, it was kinda shady, but they have what you need, their selection was…. vast….

Highlight of going to this place, seeing a 10 pound dildo with my own eyes, it was called the “King Dong.” obviously it was massive and black.

Thinking back on it, the trip to this place was pretty hilarious.

Love this thing. So useful… I don’t know how I got around without it before. #calculator #porn (Taken with instagram)

Love this thing. So useful… I don’t know how I got around without it before. #calculator #porn (Taken with instagram)

I know this might be too much information buuuut…..

It seems that of recent, the new porn floating around internet is actually funny.

Like the one I just came across was about a guy just randomly appearing in a room that was the bedroom of these two girls, and he is wearing nothing but a robe and drinking coffee. The girls ask him if he dick is real and he responds with

"Oh girls, assuredly my penis is real, and if you girls still doubt that the aformentioned penis is real, then you two are more then welcome to come over here and try it."

Then he smirks, and takes a sip of his coffee.

I couldnt stop laughing for atleast 10 minutes.

Fleshlight

Decided to pay the website a visit today.

THEY OFFER AN ALIEN VERSION THAT COMES WITH THE “This aint Avatar XXX” DVD.

Dearest website, you have piqued my interest.