I'm a mathematics major at Rowan University full time, and work as a store clerk part time. I'm just like everyone else who is going to college.
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It seems that of recent, the new porn floating around internet is actually funny.
Like the one I just came across was about a guy just randomly appearing in a room that was the bedroom of these two girls, and he is wearing nothing but a robe and drinking coffee. The girls ask him if he dick is real and he responds with
“Oh girls, assuredly my penis is real, and if you girls still doubt that the aformentioned penis is real, then you two are more then welcome to come over here and try it.”
Then he smirks, and takes a sip of his coffee.
I couldnt stop laughing for atleast 10 minutes.
Decided to pay the website a visit today.
THEY OFFER AN ALIEN VERSION THAT COMES WITH THE “This aint Avatar XXX” DVD.
Dearest website, you have piqued my interest.