I'm a mathematics major at Rowan University full time, and work as a store clerk part time. I'm just like everyone else who is going to college.
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Deceptively smooth.

 

sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

rosessewingslave:

This was completely necessary I’m being honest with you why would I lie

NOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN MALEWARE-FREE, QUIETER YET SOMEHOW STILL ANNOYING VERSION OF BONZI WITH BRAND NEW FEATURES LIKE:
Climbing
Forming a clone army
Slowly surfing
More climbing
KID TESTED AND HOPEFULLY VINESAUCE APPROVED

Here’s the download. Fuck around with him to ya’ll’s little hearts’ content.

rosessewingslave:

This was completely necessary I’m being honest with you why would I lie

NOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN MALEWARE-FREE, QUIETER YET SOMEHOW STILL ANNOYING VERSION OF BONZI WITH BRAND NEW FEATURES LIKE:

  • Climbing
  • Forming a clone army
  • Slowly surfing
  • More climbing
KID TESTED AND HOPEFULLY VINESAUCE APPROVED

Here’s the download. Fuck around with him to ya’ll’s little hearts’ content.

fuxicles:

accordingtodevin:

Thousands of lives are affected by moms not knowing how to operate a computer each year.

educate the mothers. for humanity’s sake

nickdrake:

BEETLEJUICE, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Michael Keaton, Catherine O’Hara, Winona Ryder, Jeffrey Jones, 1988

nickdrake:

BEETLEJUICE, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Michael Keaton, Catherine O’Hara, Winona Ryder, Jeffrey Jones, 1988

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

This kills me because of the Sagan reference. I’m sure if Mr. Tyson ever saw that one he would have a good chuckle.

(Source: hellascience)