I'm a mathematics major at Rowan University full time, and work as a store clerk part time. I'm just like everyone else who is going to college.
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Deceptively smooth.
Actual laughter was produced.
The stomach punch killed me, and “dream sac” raised me from the dead.
Because when you think D-Day, you think California oranges. (Taken with instagram)
I decided to ride my bike around campus, and this was my route.
It wasnt so much around campus as it was through.
It was a 20ish minute ride, nice and relaxing, especially the long hills on the main road.
1.4 miles in one direction, meaning 2.8 in total.
I’m going to start stepping it up, going out further, and for longer.
My problem is I’ve NEVER done cardio in my life, so this is tiring, but progress is certainly a good thing.
I want to get in shape, and here is my start.
Movie Trailer of the Day: Olivia Munn and Paul Schneider can’t get pregnant because he’s “shooting blanks.” So Schneider and his pals hatch a plan to steal back from a sperm bank his own deposit from years before. There’s no way this could possibly go wrong.
Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar, of Super Troopers and Beerfest fame, The Babymakers is in theaters August 3.
Olivia Munn : Hot.
Now that that is out of the way, I’m excited to see this movie when it comes out. These guys are great at comedy, and it’s been quite some time since beerfest.
I just realized
Roughly one in every two people cannot grow a beard. Probably even more than that. That’s utterly tragic.
I feel blessed.
I’m going to take pics of the weird places I go from now on. (Taken with instagram)
And today in zombie news, NJ man hacks himself open and throws bits of his intestine at police
And in news about crazy, probably drugged up and definitely crazy motherfuckers, earlier this week, a man in Hackensack, New Jersey barricaded himself in a room, sliced his belly open and started hurling chunks of his own intestines at police.
I’m glad to know that of all the places in the world. The zombie apocalypse is starting here in NJ.
If Mike Erickson was a cat.
(Source: throwtheanchor)
Love this thing. So useful… I don’t know how I got around without it before. #calculator #porn (Taken with instagram)
(Source: catsbeaversandducks)
Somehow ended up here again.
Watching youtube videos of people and their pets.
Saying goodbye to their pets for the last time.
Why the fuck do I do this.
I’ve been watching this kids videos for the past hour or so.
He really knows his shit, and makes everything right infront of you.
I’m going to have to play around with some of these traps soon.
He also has a good amount of views on his vids, which is pretty cool too.
Alright, I’ll bite…
I’m not a fan of fake boobs, but this is a good looking fit woman.
Mike I will question your sexuality a little less now.
(Source: mikerickson)
#life #losers #friends (Taken with instagram)
